Etiquette

Availability

I am pretty flexible with my availability if well planned in advance. I am generally unavailable for same-day dates, but you are always welcome to try your luck.

Considerations

In private: Please leave the consideration on the restroom counter upon arrival.

In public, please place the consideration in a gift bag, card, or other creative and discreet way. It’s never sexy to have to ask…

Hygiene

Hygiene is of utmost importance. Please prepare as if you are going on a date. You are more than welcome to use my facilities to shower and freshen up. I always have non-scented and allergen-free soaps, fresh towels, dental brushes, and mouthwash.

Reviews

Please do not post reviews of our time together to safeguard our mutual privacy and foster a culture of gentlemanly respect for women as a class. I do not kiss and tell… I expect the same from my Suitors.

Time

Time is the only resource we cannot recoup. I appreciate and respect the time you take out of your busy schedule to decompress with me. If you are running late, please let me know as soon as possible so I can try my best to adjust my schedule to accommodate you. If you wish to extend our date, you may cover the additional consideration electronically.